High Demand: Ikea Now Offers Border Walls

“Börder Wåll”, the new Ikea product, is cheap and easy to set up. Pictogram by “Der Postillon”.

Border walls are in high demand, especially in the United States and southern Bulgaria. Therefore, the Swedish retailer Ikea has reacted, by offering a new item called “Börder Wåll”, the German publication “Der Postillon” reports.

In an article, which was just released, it says the Ikea product solved funding issues, with a price tag of only 9.999.999.999,99 Dollars. Also, “Börder Wåll” was easy to transport and the instructions, with comprehensive pictograms on 12,000 pages, made sure the product could be set up easily, provided no screw was missing.

“Der Postillon” says, U.S. President Donald J. Trump was in the process of reviewing the offer. But it was unclear whether Caretaker Prime Minister Ognyan Gerdzhikov was following suit. Experts believe, “Börder Wåll” would be suitable for the southern Bulgarian border as well.

All details about “Börder Wåll” can be found at “Der Postillon” (in German).

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